Feeling better then some head on a sunday afternoon, better then a chick that...– Kanye west
Tracy: Yeah yeah yeah, I like risky. See, me and you, we play the game. We know how to be acceptable. Hello great meeting, I drink coffee please. This show is our chance to break the shackles cause the white dudes want to see us fail.
Liz: What white dudes?
Tracy: All of 'em. Jack Donaghy. General Electric. George Bush. Karl Robe.
Liz: Karl Robe, you say?
Tracy: Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor.
When I'm drunk
If the conversation doesn’t directly effect me I stop giving a shit after the first three sentences. my mom would say I’m an asshole.
See you don’t understand cause I make I love to my hand so I don’t...– Charlie Murphy
tesslynch: John Cale — All My Friends [LCD...
Clipse North American Tour →
thebusstop: Umm. So, Clipse are coming to Oxford, Ohio. I was under the impression that Oxford was the “whitest place on earth” — a veritable sea of saltines and khaki and North Face. I’m just saying, someone’s in for some culture shock. And those someones are named Pusha T and Malice. Actually, can we make this into a sitcom? UPDATE: On second thought, I’m sure those Miami kids love...
Redman - I’ll Be Dat uncensored @ Yahoo! Video– One of my favorite redman videos.
emrgency: odesroberts: It’s totally okay to have...
It’s totally okay to have sex in the shower...
jessiebarber: I won a happy hour party at Garage Bar. Would Columbus be interested in having a pseudo Tumblr meetup?
laurendorotheo: I’ll have to politely decline I’m always too busy watching Dog Whisperer. wi-five? <3 (gettit? hi five. but over the internet…) It’s okay i’m on the opposite end of that spectrum I’m to busy watching dog the bounty hunter.
http://laurendorotheo.tumblr.com/ can we make out and have a tumblr baby, we like the same strange things.
Watch this all the way through please!! *edit* Jason stole this from me…
Things I've Heard
01 Are you lesbian? 02 I want red lobster biscuits so bad right now. 03 Don’t be a dumby bitch. 04 He’s softer then a sugar cookie. 05 Girl you know he can’t fight… 06 Your cuter then sesame street. 07 I don’t think its okay to talk about your dick infront of women. 08 *edit* You know our friendship is like cheese on pizza its not the same with out it. All...
Homeless Man Leaves Behind Surprise: $4 Million :... →
In all Honesty
I actually wrote something really personal for a friend of mine, that was originally supposed to be about me. My friend Farrin is really sick with cancer of ovaries who’s going through chemo right now. and I was going to explain what I went through and what to expect like the overwhelming depression that the procedure leaves in behind. but instead I’m just going to go the more simpler...
A good way to fight crime? Anti-burglar door mat →