Odes Roberts

December 2009

“I don’t like sex shops, once you make masturbating a serious matter it kind of takes all of the fun out it.” —

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Dec 28, 2009

“girl you gon girl you gon think I invented sexual frustration.” —Kevin *Trey Songz -I invented sex.*

Dec 28, 2009

“Lift up the covers, OH MY GOD A RUBBER!… RUBBER… RUBBER…” —

-R-Kelly *trapped in the closet (via odesroberts)

and then, he looks at the cabinet, he walks to the cabinet, he’s close to the cabinet, now he’s opening the cabinet. now pause the movie cause what i’m about to say to y’all is so damn twisted, not only is there a man in this cabinet, but the man… is a MIDGET! MIDGET… MIDGET… MIDGET…

(via 63words)

HAHAHA I forgot about the midget.

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